There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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