i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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