Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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