Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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