so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
do herpes really smell.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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