Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Randomize
