she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize
