dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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