My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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