he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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