After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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