shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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