halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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