How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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