Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I am available for nakedness
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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