He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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