At least make sure they are 18
Why
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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