We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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