Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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