Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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