NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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