help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Randomize
