So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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