so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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