Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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