In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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