hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You have to summon your inner elephant
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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