I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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