p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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