i just google imaged poop.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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