So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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