Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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