In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
