You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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