His pubic hair was longer than his dick
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
