and you said cock pushups were impossible
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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