The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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