i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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