I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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