so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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