I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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