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I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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