oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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