She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize