i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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