I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i think im in europe. pls send help
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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