i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
