The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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