I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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