It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I have post one night stand depression
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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