You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
