it was like his penis was on wheels.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
