New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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