I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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