fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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