she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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